Dehydration and Procrastination

So...I realize it's been FIVE FREAKING YEARS since I've posted a single word to this blog. And holy crap does THAT make me feel old....

I know in general my blog is very lighthearted and silly, but this is the post I need to write today, and I'm sorry it has to be a sombe...

This is going to be a lazy post. Because I've just had about the laziest day EVER. Of my life. My whole LIFE! I'm not even joking. G...

So...I'm slacking again. And this is weird, I log in, check my stats, and even though I haven't posted in OVER A MONTH!! my stats fo...

Alright, so this is going to be a short, short post, but one PACKED full of excitement! And apparently excitement=confetti. Anyway, I...